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Brother is "Out"
 
A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."
"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."
The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"
On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!"

 
Jaredからひとこと! Jaredの自己紹介
Wow! Talk about a string of bad news. Can you imagine the same thing happening to you? I don't know if 6 double vodkas would be enough for me. But, since I don't have any brothers, who knows.

"Out". Have you ever heard the expression, "Out of the closet"? Well, to be able to understand the concept of "Out".

We describe people who hide their true personality, or something they secretly like from others, as being "In the closet". You might use this expression to describe something like being gay or lesbian, to being a "closet lover" of Michael Jackson, Boy George or someone or something else that you would feel embarrassed telling someone.

So, if you find out your friend loves singing Kome Kome Club in the shower (like me), or your macho male friend likes to sew quilts at home, you can call them "Closet quilters or closet Kome Kome fans". I'm sure everyone is a "closet" something or over.....probably even you! I wonder what kind of "in the closet" type you are?
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