Go to the Zoo
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled
up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in
the back seat of the car.
He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins
in the back seat?"
The man in the car says "I found them. I asked
myself what to do with them, but I haven't had a
The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should
take them to the zoo."
"Hey, that's a good idea," says the man
in the car and drives away.
The next day the man with the car is back at the
same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are
still in the back seat of the car.
"Hey, they're still here! I thought you were
going to take them to the zoo."
"Oh, I did," says the driver, "And
we had a swell time. Today I am taking them to the