| Men vs. Women
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants,
empty the garbage,
answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change
and she does.